I was invited to go to the Rihanna concert pretty last minute last night…and since i was already drunk….and since I am in love with Rihanna….for some many reasons….starting with her being hot bodied and broken…rich and famous….a rumored child prostitute turned popstar who lets her boyfriend beat her up then runs back to him….who is at the top of her game….

And despite her showing up an hour late, and her inability to actually sing or hold a note, despite being run through auto-tune machinery….she was pretty hot to watch do her dancehall dancing for an hour….I’m talking humping the air, twerking, gyrating, slapping the floor….

I have a feeling she may have had a yeast infection…cuz she kept scratching her vagina….but maybe that’s all part of the show…

Either way, I am unapologetic for going, mainly because along with Rihanna being a live action porno movie for my mind…her fans, at least here, are some gutter girls….strippers, fake tits, some with kids, some with boyfriends, all fucking gyrating in the audience along with her….making the whole experience…sexy as fuck…reminding me that Rihanna is the hottest bitch in the game right now….

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