Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck….

Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals…

I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened.

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