Slutty Canadian Jayde Nicole who did Playboy at 18 thanks to her white trash mom saying “let’s live the fucking dream, fuck those Canadian winters, we’re going to LA baby girl, I’m tired of working this diner”…..only to have Jayde Nicole end up in LA, where she never left….eventually ending up on the Hills or whatever the fuck show Brody Jenner was on…because she was the girlfriend…the playboy girlfriend…and now she’s on instagram, half naked, navigating her position in the world, celebrating a titty pic…..saying “stop sexualizing my tits you pervert judgemental dudes”….and “go stare at your man tits instead”….to which I wrote an actual instagram comment that read “my man tits are so hard right now”….cuz they are…..man tits that are hard….

Either way, good hustle Jade, can’t wait to meet at the Igloo and Eskimo kiss to celebrate all you’ve done for our great nation of Canada on an international level….

Here she is in a slutty throwback lingerie photoshoot with a face less filled with plastic

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