Jayde Nicole is that Canadian Playboy trash who was thrown into the mix thanks to her trailer trash mom forcing her to do Playboy at the age of 18, when she was fresh meat….and it allowed her to have some weird, almost irrelevant career as a nude model, but there was a minute she was dating Brody Jenner, was on the Hills, and she got some leverage, audience and clout..

Now she’s just got a mangled face trying to stay young, looking like a muppet clown bitch in her 60s…and a rock hard tit, that when she lays down looks like rock hard mini girl sized basketballs, and it’s pretty fucking gross.

I like my titties real, small or uneven, or not…the natural squishy, floppy, bounciness makes for good time…a fake tit is just that…fake….and thus shit.

So here are Jayde Nicole fake shit tis.

Jayde Nicole’s new face is pretty terrifying…

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Jayde Nicole is the poor man’s SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD …..she’s some broken home Canadian with a single mother who probably had many boyfriends and the insight to tell her untalented daughter to get some fake tits and get in Playboy when she’s still young enough to have a shot….which is what she did….moving to LA only to be known for being in Playboy and maybe the last season of The Hills that was the last season of The Hills for a reason we call “no one watched the shit”…..leaving her on the mean streets trying to find her place as someone we’ve all seen naked and no longer care about…so she did the logical thing and flashed her panties….boring….possibly a step in the wrong direction since we’ve all seen her cunt…or can google to see her cunt ….but she’s doing the best her retard self can….

On a side note, I have seen her in person and she’s not hot. True fucking story….

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Not sure what this event is….but it sure attracts the classy bitches..like Jayde Nicole, some white trash trailer park slut raised in a single parent home with a mother who I assume worked in a diner or a strip club, and who encouraged her baby to spend her credit card money on some fake tits to take to Playboy cuz it is her only hope of not being a washed up whore, you know since college isn’t an option for her kind…at least that’s how I think it played out…

I’ve seen her in person at least once, you know Canada connection and all, we are likely related, and she’s not hot in person…making me wonder why I wasted 45 seconds of my day writing this….Somethings will remain unknown…never quite making sense..here are the pics

Some Bitch named Izabella St James with Fake Looking Tits…because they are probably fake tits…cuz bitch is some playboy trash that “dated” Heffner in what I call shitty geriatric porn marketing that does nothing for a brand but disgust the public….

Some Bitch named Heather Tom, who is from some Soap Opera fame no one cares about cuz it is real low level….since Soap Operas are the porn of daytime TV, and I thought was in a See Through Shirt, But Was Really Just Rocking a Crusty Titty Pimple….

Good Times…

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There is really nothing interesting about Jayde Nicole. I’ve been next to her in person once, cuz she is from Canada, and she’s the kind of girl you probably wouldn’t look twice at. Seriously. All her half naked, staged paparazzi and Playboy pics, may make you think otherwise, but there’s really nothing to her…

The only redeeming personality trait she’s got, and I assume we can than her whore mother who worked at a diner for this, is that at 18 she got implants and decided she’d get naked in Playboy, while other girls were applying for college, giving her a first mover competitive advantage, cuz it usually takes 4 years of college to realize that shit “I wish I did Playboy when I was younger” cuz Playboy loves 18 year olds fresh out of High School. It’s a fetish and it worked for her.

So here she is on the beach in some staged bikini pics, showing off her trashy “Respect” tattoo she got when she realized she didn’t respect her pussy and either did her pimping whore mother, so she got that to overcompensate to make us think she’s anything but I whore.

Either way, bikini pics are fun.

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I hate Jayde Nicole. I have seen her in person…she’s this little troll of a pussy and is as uninteresting as you’d expect…if you weren’t blinded by the fact that she is a bitch from Playboy, a stamp of approval your closet case ass needs to determine if pussy is hot….and the truth is that I am surprised she’s even wearing a dress or panties in this picture, since Playboy was her peak and now that her brush with fame is over, thanks to the cancellation of The Hills, a show she managed to fuck her way onto because Hef knows a lot of people…where she pretended to date Brody Jenner, who I am sure was never really dating her…because he was all kinds of girls…but we all knew that shit was all staged…and I should stop bringing it up and let it die the death it deserves….

I just want to point out the one good thing about Jayde Nicole and her white trash upbringing….and that’s that girl knew at a young age, which is the right age, to get naked to get as far ahead as she can, and without that whore logic, she’d probably be stripping or waiting tables, something I am sure she will end up doing eventually, unless she gets an old rich husband, but at least she’ll have these memories…

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Jayde Nicole is some white trash bitch from Canada who never had a dad, but did have a whore mother who taught her the importance of fake tits at a young age to get you into Playboy, as that will lead to a lot more opportunity than fake tits at an older age that just makes you decent money at the local stripclub, doing the same thing only with a much less upside….She took her youth and trash upbrigning, got naked, got in Playboy then fucked her way onto The Hills hoping it would get her in the mainstream…but that gravy train ended and now she’s back to her old half naked strategy, out in public in her underwear and despite hating her, I’m hoping her trendsetting hits my local streets, cuz girls in underwear in public, whether they are bullshit humans or not, is always amazing, even if it is an obvious cry to stay relevant.

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