I hate Jayde Nicole. I have seen her in person…she’s this little troll of a pussy and is as uninteresting as you’d expect…if you weren’t blinded by the fact that she is a bitch from Playboy, a stamp of approval your closet case ass needs to determine if pussy is hot….and the truth is that I am surprised she’s even wearing a dress or panties in this picture, since Playboy was her peak and now that her brush with fame is over, thanks to the cancellation of The Hills, a show she managed to fuck her way onto because Hef knows a lot of people…where she pretended to date Brody Jenner, who I am sure was never really dating her…because he was all kinds of girls…but we all knew that shit was all staged…and I should stop bringing it up and let it die the death it deserves….

I just want to point out the one good thing about Jayde Nicole and her white trash upbringing….and that’s that girl knew at a young age, which is the right age, to get naked to get as far ahead as she can, and without that whore logic, she’d probably be stripping or waiting tables, something I am sure she will end up doing eventually, unless she gets an old rich husband, but at least she’ll have these memories…

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