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2009

02

Jul

Jayde Nicole’s Playboy Cleavage of the Day

Jayde Nicole is from Canada, she’s also a fake titty whore who was Playmate of the year at one point in her career, making her really live up to the cheesy Ed Hardy wearing 9 to 5 millionaire her poor ass wanted to be, back when she lived with her single mother who worked at a diner, suckin’ dick on the side to get by, only to turn around and teach her daughter what is really important in life by encouraging her to be a high class escort because the perks that come with that mean a good life, and really these poor wallet fuckers are proud of where they are right now.

I’ve seen her in person once or twice and she looks like a little worthless slag and I am sure if she was in a bar next to you, you’d only look twice because of the cleavage, she’s one of those thinks she’s better lookin than she is kinda girl, which always gets in the way of me getting them masturbating on video because they think they are too good for me, but they aren’t too good for Playboy, that shit’s like the Holy Grail to them. Word.

Posted in:cleavage|Jayde Nicole|Playboy

2009

17

Apr

Brody Jenner and His Playboy Slut in Video of the Day

I just woke up again, I really should get an alarm clock, but I don’t think there’s really a point. I figure that I’ll make an already useless day, a little more useless with this video of Brody Jenner and the Playboy slut he’s fucking leaving a bar. I know. Sitting through this kind of thing has no positive affects on your self esteem/self worth/ pretty much anything, because watching a Brody Jenner video is always deeply pathetic. I just can’t find anything interesting to write about. Enjoy.

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Video

2009

04

Feb

Jayde Nicole is Getting Fucked By Brody Jenner of the Day

We all know that Brody Jenner is gay, but for some reason he insists to pretend he’s dating this Canadian who made as the Playmate of the Year Jayden Nicole. I heard they are getting married because she needs her green card, but I could be wrong. I don’t think she’s all that hot, but I guess this isn’t about me, but about her.

I came across this piece of information about her that I thought was pretty alarming…..

A prominent feature of her body is a tattoo of the word “respect” in Blackmoor font on her extreme lower abdomen She got the tattoo after leaving a bad relationship to remind herself to not let anyone push her around.

Let this be a warning to you, if you see a girl with a Tattoo on her cunt that says respect, she doesn’t mean speak nicely to her cunt before ramming it. It is a sign of her level of crazy and a reminder that this bitch has baggage. It’s not to say to go soft before terrorizing her box, but to say that some guy used her for sex, broke her heart and she’ll never let it happen again. It’s her way of trying to convince herself she’s not a whore, because she recognized that she was used and needs the permanent reminder to carry around with her for the rest of her fucking life. If you come across this, don’t take it as a joke, this is serious fucking business, that means she’s way to fucking intense for a good time, and will demand a lot out of you, unless you’re an asshole like me, in which case she’d be setting herself up for a new pussy tag/ warning label one that reads “DISEASED”.

Here are some pictures of the pussy Brody Jenner is fucking….the tits he’s sucking and the face he’s probably trying to ignore….because it’s not that of a dude….

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Slut