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2010

19

May

Jayde Nicole Still Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with this trash from Canada is. I know she followed her single-mother’s white trash lead to take her titties to Playboy cuz it pays more and leads to more opportunity than stripping, but as long as she does it when she’s freshly turned 18 so that her youth works for her guaranteeing a spot as most whores only get the confidence to get naked for the world after their other plans in money making have fallen apart and they realize that “it’s now or never”….but instead of staying true to being a bitch who gets naked for money, she started dating some idiot, ended up on a shitty reality shot, and now thinks she’s a fucking TV star, when really she isn’t shit…other than a whore meant to get naked who got diverted…

So when I see the useless cunt showing off a little tit, I like to get the message out that she needs to step up her game and flash some cunt, cuz otherwise no one will notice you in a few months…and this post has been my good deed of the day…helping some trash out when no one else bother noticing her or her cleavage cuz it’s irrelevant anymore…

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Whore

2010

25

Feb

Jayde Nicole Craving Attention of the Day

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I don’t keep track of Jayde Nicole, but last I heard she was dumped by her meal ticket and access to “The Hills”, so I can only assume she’ gone back to her roots, and to what actually got her in Hollywood, and that’s Playboy. So you can be expecting more boring staged naked pics of this cunt, because it is all she knows, and when she’s not riding one of her boyfriend’s for a free ride, she’s showing the world her vagina, hoping to land another rich guy to sweep her off her feet. It’s like going to a cattle auction, just the young, used up, money grubbing, self absorbed pussy version.

Here she is craving attention…

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Posted in:Attention Whore|Jayde Nicole

2010

24

Feb

Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day

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I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be.

Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons….

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

29

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Trash That’s Made It of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.

Here she is wearing a onsie like she was still that 8 year old in Canada too poor to get new pajamas that fit her…too poor to have a bed, forced to squeeze into a crib and play with old dirty rocks she found in the cemetary she lived next doo to..only a lot cheesier….

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Trash

2010

22

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Really Not That Hot in Fishnets of the Day

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I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person and she’s not as hot as any of the idiots feeding her ego think she is. Sure she did Playboy when she was 18 and all the other 18 year old girls were too busy in school and losing their virginities to get implants and take nude pics and that alone got her Playmate of the year, something I really don’t think takes all that much to have happen, especially when you’re not the conventional stripper trash with the Playboy tattoo, but more the whore Canadian who knows it’s an easy way to Hollywood.

So whoever it was who told her she was as hot as she thinks she is, was fucking wrong and the fact that she’s worked her way onto The Hills by using her cunt, after using her cunt to get her in a position to get on The Hills, is less impressive than a desperate dying Haitian girl turning to prostitution to get water after the earthquake… I find it lazy, boring and obvious….

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2009

17

Dec

Jayde Nicole Wrapped Like a Shitty Christmas Present of the Day

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I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person on at least one occassion that I was sober enough to remember. See she is Canadian and everyone knows everyone in Canada. Jayde Nicole lives in some shitty suburb with her single waitress mother who bred her to be a whore, because unlike the parents of professional athletes, her focus was on fucking her way to the top, because that’s all momma’ knew, and she conditioned her baby to learn the tricks from a young age.

She wasn’t hot. She takes a way better picture than what she actually looks like. She was dressed like a cheap whore, which is fine, but her attitude was that she was bigger than life and so important to the world all because she gets naked in magazines, something way hotter girls just don’t bother doing cuz they have integrity and aren’t fame hungry bottom feeders who now have egos….

I can only assume her relationship with Brody Jenner is paid for by Playboy, whether Hef gives him money directly, or if he put the pressure on MTV to get her on the show cuz it was her favorite show because it was the only show she chould understand because she’s ratarded, forcing Jenner to date her or lose out on the easiest money he’s ever made in his life, I mean other than mooching off his stepfather’s fortune thanks to his mom’s wallet fucking pussy, a personality trait he also found in his girlfriend, and everyone knows guys date women like their moms…

Either way, here she is dressed like a shitty Christmas present your grandmother with Alzheimers sent you without realizing that she wrapped one of her used depends..

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Plaid

2009

28

Oct

Brody Jenner and his Trash Girlfriend of the Day

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The one thing I hate more than Canada is Canadian pride and everyone who lives in Ontario, the shitty province Jayde Nicole is from, seem to think Canada is the fucking greatest thing in the fucking world.

They like it enough wear Maple Leafs on their clothes, to tattoo the flag on their beer drinking , bare naked ladies listening to bodies. They and only wear Roots clothing and always look like they are on their way to a canoe camping trip. They are beer drinking, hockey watching, fat chick fucking trash but that’s something we already knew about this whore Jayde Nicole and her single parent home that made her into the prostitute that she is on her quest for male attention….

Let’s just hope Joe Francis’ counter lawsuit gets her useless ass arrested where she belongs….cuz I’m tired of seeing her and her ego from being the Playboy Playmate of the Year, because lets face it, Playboy isn’t what it used to be, the shit is sinking fast.

But I guess I can’t hate a bitch who has shown everyone her pussy except for the fact that these aren’t pictures of her showing her pussy, I guess she’s trying to clean up her act like a typical cocktease who does the whole pussy thing, and turns around prudes the fuck up because she got what she want….see, just more reason to hate this twat.

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Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole

2009

16

Oct

Jayde Nicole is a Piece of Trash of the Day

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Jayde Nicole managed to live out her small town Canadian dream and become someone of real value to the entertainment industry and she did it by getting naked and ending up on Playboy, which opened so many fucking doors for her like Brody Jenner’s cock and a recurring role on the life changing show “The Hills”. I think she even does local event appearances, sues Girls Gone Wild Billionaires for beating her up like her dad would have beat her, if her mother wasnt’t he same kind of whore she is and could keep a man around for more than a couple of weeks and taught her daughter how to use her pussy for success and not for a receptacle like she did and I pretty much hate her since she is trash and smells like trash because she is trash, but the problem is that she doesn’t realize it and I do like me some trash, I just like my trash to know they are trash so that I can fuck their throats and cum on their faces, like trash likes to be treated instead of this phony luxury bullshit this trailer park princess is pullin with her Louis Vuitton purse. Fuck her.

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Trash

2009

08

Oct

Jayde Nicole and Joe Francis Fight Video of the Day

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Canadian piece of trash from a single parent home Jayde Nicole, also known for her work as Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, or the Vagina Brody Jenner has sex with, who I have had the exciting pleasure of standing next to once, but didn’t notice because she’s really nothing special to look at, if anything she’s just a short bitch with implants who dresses badly, but if I had noticed, I would have totally spat in her face or pissed on her, because she deserves to be treated like the gutter trash she is to scale down her fuckin’ ego….

That said, she’s suing Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for $1 Million Dollars, because she’s a money grubber and because he did what her father would have done if she had one, and that’s pulled her fucking whore hair and punch her in the eye to keep her in line.

The video shows her pouring a shot on Joe Francis and him reacting like any normal person would react and that’s by pulling her hair like he not only exploits drunk vagina, but like he’s got a vagina of his own…

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Joe Francis|Video

2009

27

Jul

Jayde Nicole is Some Canadian Trash of the Day

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I saw Brody Jenner once. I think he was 5 foot 4. I walked by him at some event where he was surrounded by pussy throwing itself at him. I’m talking the party was 20 chicks for every dude, and although leaving alone, it would have been a great opportunity for dudes chicks actually wanna fuck, and not creepy old fucks who have no business at Brody Jenner parties. Anyway, this is the pussy he pretends is his only pussy, she’s some Playboy trash from Canada and when I say trash, I mean serious trash, like her single mom is a cocktail waitress and hooters or a stripclub so that she can afford the fake Chanel so people don’t realize they live in a fuckin’ trailer, who taught her daughter the value of of getting naked for money, and is now lovin’ all the perks that come with it, like now they can finally wear real Chanel, or some shit…and here is Brody Jenner missing a perfectly good opportunity to end all the trash and throw the cunt down the fuckin stairs “accidentally”, in hopes she Natasha Richardsons’ or Christopher Reeves’, leaving him free from the welfare headaches, but unfortunately that storyline isn’t written into the script for The Hills….

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