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2014

24

Feb

Brody Jenner Takes a Shot at His Ex Instagram Model Bryana Holly of the Day

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I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another…

I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly…

But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them…

It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame…

So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle…

Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.

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2010

05

Apr

Brody Jenner Likes Low Grade Canadian Pussy of the Day

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Brody Jenner is rumored to be banging Avril Lavigne and I really am not sure why anyone would care since both these people are totally fucking useless and irrelevant. The only reason I am bothering with this is to point out that despite Avril Lavigne dressing like a 15 year old girl mad at the world, her ass doesn’t live up to the lie and I guess to rub it in that Playboy trash Jayde Nicole’s face that she’s not the only gutter Canadian vagina willin to bang a 5 foot 5 MTV reality star in Kim Kardashian’s extended family. Seriously, dude’s rich, he should step up his game and get actual good lookin’ girls, maybe some still in college, instead of ones with dying low level celebrity careers.

Either way, here they are getting more attention than either of them have had in over 16 months, stirring up rumors and boring the fuck out of me, cuz they are at the level of desperation where a sex tape is the only answer to really get noticed…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Brody Jenner|Fake Relationship

2009

30

Nov

Brody Jenner’s Mom is a Whore of the Day

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There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to let the fuck go and stop trying. The last drop of sex appeal dripped off her pussy years ago and now she is nothing but a dried up wasteland, but for some reason she just can’t accept that shit and sit back start knitting, you know letting her life leave the superficial, vain bullshit she’s been a part of for so long, Maybe her body brought her the good life years ago, back when she was nothing but an Olympic athlete groupie and not a piece of shit that was left in the sun too long to slowly rot and weather, and the real creepy thing in all this is that I’d totally go down on her for an hour at a time without fuckin’ question….and that weakness makes me hate myself more than I already do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Linda Thompson|Mother|Whore

2009

28

Oct

Brody Jenner and his Trash Girlfriend of the Day

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The one thing I hate more than Canada is Canadian pride and everyone who lives in Ontario, the shitty province Jayde Nicole is from, seem to think Canada is the fucking greatest thing in the fucking world.

They like it enough wear Maple Leafs on their clothes, to tattoo the flag on their beer drinking , bare naked ladies listening to bodies. They and only wear Roots clothing and always look like they are on their way to a canoe camping trip. They are beer drinking, hockey watching, fat chick fucking trash but that’s something we already knew about this whore Jayde Nicole and her single parent home that made her into the prostitute that she is on her quest for male attention….

Let’s just hope Joe Francis’ counter lawsuit gets her useless ass arrested where she belongs….cuz I’m tired of seeing her and her ego from being the Playboy Playmate of the Year, because lets face it, Playboy isn’t what it used to be, the shit is sinking fast.

But I guess I can’t hate a bitch who has shown everyone her pussy except for the fact that these aren’t pictures of her showing her pussy, I guess she’s trying to clean up her act like a typical cocktease who does the whole pussy thing, and turns around prudes the fuck up because she got what she want….see, just more reason to hate this twat.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole

2009

22

Oct

Brody Jenner and his Playboy Trash of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is a piece of trash whore. I’ve seen her in interview with her mom and they lived in a pretty shitty fucking house, in a pretty shitty neighborhood, and she clearly didn’t have a father, and her mother was clearly proud how far her little baby took the body the mother gave her and sucked dick in parking lots to afford to feed, because when it comes to doing pretty low hanging things to get paid or famous or a rich boyfriend getting naked in pictures doesn’t have shit on sucking dick in parking lots and here she is living the fuckin’ poor chick dream.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Playboy

2009

17

Apr

Brody Jenner and His Playboy Slut in Video of the Day

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I just woke up again, I really should get an alarm clock, but I don’t think there’s really a point. I figure that I’ll make an already useless day, a little more useless with this video of Brody Jenner and the Playboy slut he’s fucking leaving a bar. I know. Sitting through this kind of thing has no positive affects on your self esteem/self worth/ pretty much anything, because watching a Brody Jenner video is always deeply pathetic. I just can’t find anything interesting to write about. Enjoy.

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Video

2009

04

Feb

Jayde Nicole is Getting Fucked By Brody Jenner of the Day

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We all know that Brody Jenner is gay, but for some reason he insists to pretend he’s dating this Canadian who made as the Playmate of the Year Jayden Nicole. I heard they are getting married because she needs her green card, but I could be wrong. I don’t think she’s all that hot, but I guess this isn’t about me, but about her.

I came across this piece of information about her that I thought was pretty alarming…..

A prominent feature of her body is a tattoo of the word “respect” in Blackmoor font on her extreme lower abdomen She got the tattoo after leaving a bad relationship to remind herself to not let anyone push her around.

Let this be a warning to you, if you see a girl with a Tattoo on her cunt that says respect, she doesn’t mean speak nicely to her cunt before ramming it. It is a sign of her level of crazy and a reminder that this bitch has baggage. It’s not to say to go soft before terrorizing her box, but to say that some guy used her for sex, broke her heart and she’ll never let it happen again. It’s her way of trying to convince herself she’s not a whore, because she recognized that she was used and needs the permanent reminder to carry around with her for the rest of her fucking life. If you come across this, don’t take it as a joke, this is serious fucking business, that means she’s way to fucking intense for a good time, and will demand a lot out of you, unless you’re an asshole like me, in which case she’d be setting herself up for a new pussy tag/ warning label one that reads “DISEASED”.

Here are some pictures of the pussy Brody Jenner is fucking….the tits he’s sucking and the face he’s probably trying to ignore….because it’s not that of a dude….

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Jayde Nicole|Slut

2009

12

Jan

Brody Jenner and His Slut Girlfriend of the Day

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Brody Jenner is dating some porn looking bitch, at least that’s what I think she is based on her shitty whore outfit that she looks like she may have fought a stripper in the sex shop on boxing day for. I guess dating a porn looking bitch is the way to go when force the world in on his deep dark secret, and that secret is that he wraps he belt around his neck while jerking off to a pair of Spencer Pratt’s dirty underwear. Either way, she probably gives good head and when you’re scared of vagina, head is a good thing, cuz you can always imagine it’s Spencer’s Gag Reflex spitting back up on you.

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Girlfriend|Slut

2008

30

Oct

Brody Jenner Kissing Some Chick of the Day

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When Brody Jenner was in town, someone gave me his manager’s number, so I called asking to hang with Brody and his entourage for stepTV, but his manager didn’t get me into his event, in fact, he didn’t call, email or respond to me reaching out. I guess they all think they are too good for me, you know with their huge success on shitty reality shows they only got because of a rich stepfather.

So despite having a deep hatred for him and his lover Spencer Preatt, I figured he was enough of a no name to have someone like me follow him around, considering I follow girls around all the time, and they don’t always call the cops on me, but then again, they have a lot more going for them than this Jenner motherfucker, mainly a pussy…..but pussy is my vice. It was the main reason I even bothered emailing him and putting myself out there in some kind of selling my soul to the rich kid devil, feeling like someone who actually thinks this cocksucker is relevant enough to hang with, because I thought it would be a good opportunity to get some sloppy second pussy he turned down while I was out with him, because pussy Jenner rejects is pussy that is far better than any pussy I’ve seen.

You know, being in his entourage for just one night, wouldn’t be as bad as you’d expect, i figure dealing with his ego, his hair maintenance and his arrogance, while wasted, isn’t as gut wrenching as considering girls love him, sure they are girls who like dudes who wear Ed Hardy, but girls who like dudes who wear Ed Hardy don’t usually like me, and are pretty high maintenance, dolled up, and keep their pussy nice and shaved, in case of a slip up when dancing on tables after one too many bottle pours from a magnum of Goose, while ignoring my requests to finger bang them on the dance floor….

Either way, this video is of the asshole Brody kissing some chick, I don’t know why I am posting it, because I think he’s useless, but I guess I did it because I have a story about him, not a very good story but a story nonetheless….

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Kissing

2008

05

Sep

Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day

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Brody Jenner has some old, plastic surgery ridden socialite of a mother and here she is in a bikini. Now I am not a fan of plastic surgery abused rich women who spend their lives attending social events, but I am a fan of bikinis so I was torn yet still forced to post it. I don’t know anything about Brody Jenner or his background and I think there’s a good reason for that and that reason is that motherfucker is useless and lame as fuck and it would give me so much satisfaction to give his mom herpes and send him the pics, but I am sure it wouldn’t be a first for him, since she’s probably always been a slut and this look is not something she’s grown into, but something she’s paid in efforts to maintain her key to the good life.

Speaking of the good life I saw some rich chick in the backseat of her Benz with her filipino pull up to a store and as she sat there, the filino ran inside, got the manager and dude came out with a selection of designer sunglasses to try on while she sat there with the window down being served more than anyone, no matter how good a customer she is, deserved to be served. It was extreme rich laziness that probably makes her shitty in bed because she’s too jacked up on valium to thrust her hips that got her rich in the first place, and when she was done she yelled at the filipino to hurry up. I tried chiming in to get her to take me on as her sex slave, but she didn’t even acknowledge me no matter how many times I whipped out my testicles from about 10 feet away. I guess she thought she was too good for my kind and she was probably right.

Either way, here’s Brody Jenner, I am sure she’s just as much of a cunt as the obnoxious shopper I saw yesterday…but at least Jenner’s mom takes her clothes off. I haven’t figured out if that’s a good thing, but I am pretty sure it isn’t especially considering the STD that dripped out of her to form what the world knows as Brody…..

Posted in:Bikini|Brody Jenner|Mom