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2010

23

Apr

Mother Sexual Who Sexually Assaults Her Daughter of the Day

Precious is fucking racist. They cashed in on some incest, sexual assault bullshit from the projects like shit doesn’t happen to white people too….so everyone put their focus on Black America, feeling all bad about them, making celebrity out of them, cuz they assumed that since it was in a movie that all black families are like that…well white people deserve some of that glorty too and here’s the story of some disgusting woman, her disgusting husband and their poor kid who is going to grow up to be the next Oprah, or a meth addict in the gutter.

The world is a sick fucking place. It’s pretty much just that simple. I like to ignore that this shit goes down on the regular….there’s nothing funny about this…

Posted in:Mother|Sexual Assault

2009

09

Dec

Ashley TIsdale’s Mother Dresses Like A Real Ugly 15 Year Old of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s mother dresses like an Ashley Tisdale fan, you know like she’s 15 in her leggings and UGGS, probably because she is Ashley Tisdale’s biggest fan, since Ashley Tisdale buys her nice stuff and came out of her vagina, but the despite her best efforts, her face definitely wasn’t cooperating with this plan. You see this all the time, you know competitive mother’s, trying to compete with their teenage daughters for male attention, but the only problem is, they don’t realize their faces and vaginas look like a weathered pair of oversized leather boots….

The whole thing is pretty fucking funny but not as funny as the fact that Ashley Tisdale has a career entertaining people….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Mother

2009

30

Nov

Brody Jenner’s Mom is a Whore of the Day

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There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to let the fuck go and stop trying. The last drop of sex appeal dripped off her pussy years ago and now she is nothing but a dried up wasteland, but for some reason she just can’t accept that shit and sit back start knitting, you know letting her life leave the superficial, vain bullshit she’s been a part of for so long, Maybe her body brought her the good life years ago, back when she was nothing but an Olympic athlete groupie and not a piece of shit that was left in the sun too long to slowly rot and weather, and the real creepy thing in all this is that I’d totally go down on her for an hour at a time without fuckin’ question….and that weakness makes me hate myself more than I already do….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brody Jenner|Linda Thompson|Mother|Whore

2009

12

May

I Found my Retard of the Day

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If you read the site, you know that I’ve been lookin’ for a retarded kid to adopt and hang out with cuz he will take the fall for my harmless pranks. I wouldn’t fuck the kid up and get him in any life threatening situations, but I know we could get away with a lot because of his handicap. Anyway, I looked and looked for a mother willing to lend me one of their high functioning retarded kids and came up empty, that was until I saw this video…Too bad bitch is in jail.

On a serious note, this video is fuckin’ disturbing and some people deserve to fucking die and burn in hell. I’m talking about he mother not the retarded kid for not being up to par with the rest of the kids in the neighborhood.

Posted in:Mother|Retard

2009

29

Jan

Jessica Alba Pretends to be a Mother of the Day

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I like Jessica Alba’s tattoo. If I was fuckin’ her from behind, I’d really like feeling like I was about to cum all over a 7 year old school girl’s hair. Or maybe she’s trying to do some Christmas present shit, you know where she figures if you’re dick’s inside her box, she might as well wrap it up and put a bow on top, in which case it’s a lot less exciting, because cumming on the outside of the present really isn’t as fun as cumming inside, especially if the present is for your asshole boss and is edible.

Either way, here is Alba in some staged mom pictures, when most girls get in bikinis to get attention, she tries her best to act like she likes the kid and doesn’t think it’s the biggest pain in the ass that only comes in handy for staged photoshoots with the paparazzi, to distract the public from a couple stupid statements she’s made the last couple days. You know, like she is actually a good, involved mom who doesn’t just pawn the kid off on her nannies and mom to take the burden off her shoulders. You know, she since she’s a piece of shit cunt like that.

Good morning everyone. Hope you’re enjoying your day so far.

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Alba|Mother

2009

09

Jan

Mother Teaching Her Daughter To Dance on the Stripper Pole….of the Day

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Remember a time mother’s would teach their daughter’s the simple things in life. How to sew, how to bake, how to do the dishes, how to do laundry, how to service her man. Then mother’s taught their daughter to hate men, to be independent, to get jobs and to study hard, and now we’re reverting back to the good old days, of pleasing your man, only without the whole taking care of the house bullshit, because that’s not how gold diggin’ hoes work and that’s not how whore mother’s slut pass on the getting naked for money cuz it’s an easy way to find a rich husband life lessons. This video is disturbing.

Posted in:Daughter|Mother|Stripper Pole

2008

24

Oct

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Jennifer Hudson Edition of the Day

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Jennifer Hudson didn’t die, her mother and her brother did. They were found shot to death in what police think is a domestic dispute. I can only assume Jennifer Hudson is destroyed by this and it probably wouldn’t be right to crack any black people die in the ghetto jokes, especially considering these black folk are rich.

According to the Chicago Tribune, a 7-year-old boy named Julian King is missing. Police would not say whether he is a relative of the actress. They are also looking for a white 1994 Chevrolet Suburban with Illinois license plate No. X584859 or a teal Chrysler Concorde four-door with the left front headlight hanging down

A 1994? This girl’s won an Oscar and has hit songs, couldn’t they get a newer car? But I guess that’s not really a major concern, considering her family was just murdered…and she is now an orphan.

So i if you see those cars, call the police….not that anyone who reads this site leaves their house, but I just felt it was my duty to throw it out there…

RIP motherfuckers, it’s a sad day for my Dreamgirl and there’s nothing funny about this kind of thing, this will destroy her, let’s hope her faith gets her through this, because she is really big on God, and I assume, she feels like God has let her down, and that usually leads to some major self destruction and/or suicide because her life is pretty much over and she will need lots of therapy to get through this, so let’s hope she survives.

On a side note, police are looking for William Barfour, Balfour listed Hudson’s mother’s address as a place of residence within the last year. According to the Illinois Department of Corrections website, Balfour is currently on parole after serving jail time for attempted murder.

Note to self, don’t let an attempted murderer move into my home, because it may end in murder.

This is a crazy story, a sad story and I hope they get the fucker and give him the death sentence, only instead of lethal injection or the chair, they have Hudson smother him with her big ol’ tits, cuz used the wrong way, those things are lethal…and if they do, let’s hope they videotape it because it may revolutionize porn.

Posted in:Dead|Jennifer Hudson|Mother|RIP Motherfucker

2008

22

Jul

Britney Spears is the Devil Mother of the Day

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I got Britney’s back on this shit, because I know everyone is going to tear her apart because she’s smoking in front of her kid and it’s all part of continuing to publicly rape her because she’s been getting raped the last couple years, and people are used to it. It’s one of those, once a rapist always a rapist situation because it’s hard to go back to your normal sex because rape starts to feel good and becomes that norm making moving not really an option.

The reality is that this is Britney Spears and she’s out on her porch, in her backyard having a smoke and her kid comes out and plays with her pack of cigarettes and she pulls the shit away from the kid. If you ask me, that’s good parenting and people need to lighten the fuck up. If she was giving the kid tequila shots and shoving the cigarette down the its throat like my foster parents did to me when I had an ear infection and they couldn’t afford tylenol or antibiotics and figured that smoking and booze would calm my nerves and shut me up when I was 8, or they’d drive around with all the windows of the car rolled up for me to inhale the shit, which didn’t phase me as much as when they’d crawl into bed with me and make me a sick prop in their sex lives, or when they’d beat the fuck out of me because they were having a bad fucking day.

Sure it’s a different time and we know second hand smoke kills and probably doesn’t give her kids a great example to follow, you know like them time she kidnapped them and locked them in a room with her when she was in hysterics crazily shaving her head, crying and laughing and screaming all at the same time in a manic episode. Smoking is the least of the kid’s worries, we should just celebrate the fact that she hasn’t gone through with a murder suicide like this bipolar ex hooker I once knew yet. We should also celebrate the fact that she’s in a fucking bikini because that’s all that really matters to me, I guess i am just insensitive to kids because I hate the little leeches.

What it comes down to is that people need to lighten the fuck up.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Devil|Mother

2007

11

Dec

I am – Hayden Panettiere in Whore Boots of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere wearing a pair of adult sized boots while Holiday Shopping with her washed up porn star mother. It makes her look like a bit of a street whore because they go above her knees and shit and that’s always a sign of hooker, even on her short legs. I’ve been seeing more and more girls pulling off this look this winter and I ask every single one of them how much for the hour, even though I can’t get it up and know they aren’t actually whores, I just like making them think they are. Because the lower their self esteem the more chances they’ll get naked for me.

That’s not the point, the point is that Street whores are generally not midgets, with midget legs, because midget hookers are hard to come by and work out of special fetish agencies. There are a lot of freakshows out there who pay a premium for that shit….and you’re probably one of them. I’m not judging….

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Posted in:Mother|Unsorted|Whore Boots

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