There is really nothing interesting about Jayde Nicole. I’ve been next to her in person once, cuz she is from Canada, and she’s the kind of girl you probably wouldn’t look twice at. Seriously. All her half naked, staged paparazzi and Playboy pics, may make you think otherwise, but there’s really nothing to her…

The only redeeming personality trait she’s got, and I assume we can than her whore mother who worked at a diner for this, is that at 18 she got implants and decided she’d get naked in Playboy, while other girls were applying for college, giving her a first mover competitive advantage, cuz it usually takes 4 years of college to realize that shit “I wish I did Playboy when I was younger” cuz Playboy loves 18 year olds fresh out of High School. It’s a fetish and it worked for her.

So here she is on the beach in some staged bikini pics, showing off her trashy “Respect” tattoo she got when she realized she didn’t respect her pussy and either did her pimping whore mother, so she got that to overcompensate to make us think she’s anything but I whore.

Either way, bikini pics are fun.

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