Jayde Nicole is some white trash bitch from Canada who never had a dad, but did have a whore mother who taught her the importance of fake tits at a young age to get you into Playboy, as that will lead to a lot more opportunity than fake tits at an older age that just makes you decent money at the local stripclub, doing the same thing only with a much less upside….She took her youth and trash upbrigning, got naked, got in Playboy then fucked her way onto The Hills hoping it would get her in the mainstream…but that gravy train ended and now she’s back to her old half naked strategy, out in public in her underwear and despite hating her, I’m hoping her trendsetting hits my local streets, cuz girls in underwear in public, whether they are bullshit humans or not, is always amazing, even if it is an obvious cry to stay relevant.

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