Here’s another Hometown hottie review because I have nothing better to do with my time, like the lesbian sitting next to me with a shitty red dye job, bicycle shorts and combat boots. I guess I was right all this time, bicycle shorts are pretty fucking gay. But that’s not the point the point is that this bitch Jamie is putting herself out there, like an attention starved whore, trying to get her big break based on her looks….

Her first mistake is that she wrote she’s hooked up. I can only assume her boyfriend is some insecure bitch with a chick that he is over-protective over and the condition of her entering this contest was that she made it clear to the world that she’s not available, when in reality motherfucker should be denying any involvement with her, letting people think they have a chance with her and riding shit out to the top…because if motherfucker does that he’ll be sitting by the pool of a very nice house one day, instead of driving up to the local strip club to pick his baby momma up….because that’s where all failed models end up…not that these girls are even models, they are more like softcore pornstars because you know this isn’t leading to Sports Illustrated covers, unfortunately the girls involved don’t know that.

I get told that I am an asshole all the time, some people say I am gay for having high standards in chicks, I set the bar too high and dis even the hottest of hot. The truth is that I don’t really have any standards at all. I just am trying to give objective commentary on the site. I just like a good blowjob. I prefer looking at hot chicks naked than ugly ones.

That said, Jaime’s alright lookin, she’s got a good body, she’s got a good enough face it just looks a little rough to me. She’s not really the natural beauty who makes you hear angelic voices when she’s on all fours in your bed, but I’d still watch her shave her box in the shower, and if she was my girl, I’d even invite my friends to come watch, because I like to share the wealth….unfortunately, every time I try to pawn my wife onto my friends, they end up never talking to me again. She’s fat like that.

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