Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

2019

Mar

Sometimes when I am sitting here, waiting to die, or more importantly, waiting for my wife to die…she’s really obese and a huge pain in the ass, that you’d assume would have self destructed or spontaneously combusted by now, but with free healthcare, bitch still has all her limbs and the ability to yell at me to run to the grocery store to look at women who haven’t destroyed themselves to the point where their husbands have to wipe their asses, not from being banged out but because they physically can’t reach…..

The things I do for free rent and that disability check….

I think about stars of the late 80s and 90s….like Demi Moore and Bruce Willis and think “I wonder what their bratty entitled kids look like in bikinis”….

And thankfully…thanks to the internet…I can find out…rather than live in a shroud of mystery like I would in an era before the internet…

Thanks Internet for all the useless knowledge to distract me from real knowledge….with all the useless tits…