Here’s a little bit of a bold statement that I don’t think is too far fetched, because I think I am fucking awesome…well actually I don’t, but for the sake of this post, I am fucking awesome. That bold statement is that Family Guy ripped off my writing style. People who actually get writing jobs are usually assholes with college education who rip off people like you and me on the internet. I was watching some Eddie Murphey interview and he spoke about how he ripped off old movies for most of his characters. That his spin on them was what was original not the actually character….ripping people off is common.

Point of this is to say Family guy is a really smart show, smarter that I am. They have a solid writing team and they push jokes so far that it’s funny. I never watch Family Guy, but the times that I have, I have found it to be good. A few people emailed this video into me, and I watched it and although the words in the text aren’t words I would use. The run-on sentences, the random stories, I would even go on to say the incest jokes, but everyone does incest jokes…screams “DrunkenStepfather”.

I know there’s no way to prove this, I know there’s no way to make money off this, but why the fuck couldn’t assholes have offered me a high paying job writing for their stupid show instead of biting my shit. Fuck you Family Guy.

I don’t read other sites, so maybe I am a hack, maybe I am not an original, maybe everyone writes like me but I know that my grammar skills suck dick, my influences are myself and shit I’ve seen and that I use commas a lot and that a professional writer couldn’t come up with this shit because he’s too trained and proper. I am convinced that I was ripped off by Family Guy.

I have seen my jokes slowly used on other sites, in movies, all over the place. I just never paid much attention to it because since I have such shitty traffic, I figured that maybe my jokes are standard, common, obvious. I remember watching 40 year Old Virgin and thinking that those assholes got some of their shit from the site again I never got paid for it.

The internet is a big place and a lot of people from all walks of life can land here, so if you are that Family Guy writer. I will find you and make you bleed, unless of course you send me money, then we can be best friends for life.

If you don’t think this Family Guy clip is at all like my site and that I am just a psycho, that’s fine, but 5 people have emailed me and that’s 1/2 my readers…so I can only assume you agree and if you don’t, I’ll make you bleed, unless of course you send me money….you get what I am saying…

I feel like when that bully used to steal my lunch money, no wait that didn’t happen to me, I was the bully and I was stealing the kids lunch money…so I feel like the kid who’s lunch money I used to steal. Karma’s a bitch….

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