Ireland Baldwin is a some 6 food 2, 17 year old, who you may remember from being on the receiving end of Alec Baldwin’s evil rant, where he called her a little pig, when she was 10, during his divorce with her mother, Kim Bassinger.

The problem with 17 year olds is that you really just know what is gonna happen when they turn 20. They may look decent now, but shit, as soon as the metabolism dies a slow and tragic death, they fill the fuck out.

The problem with girls who are 6 foot 2, is that they are 6 foot 2.

The good news is that you’re a pervert, she’s in a bikini, she’s illegal for you to lust after cuz you are in America, she’s legal for me to lust after cuz I am in Canada, making my perception a little more objective, and not blinded by her being some forbidden fruit, and the conclusion is, she takes a decent pic, she’ll be a model cuz of her connections, but she’d probably be better at joining the Volleyball team or some shit….

You’ll masturbate to her, and Alec Baldwin will love you for it, and by love yo, I mean pick fights with you, from his Twitter account, which is also his charity, that in and of itself is always kinda funny.

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