Em Rat Cow Nipples for Easter of the Day

2019

Apr

Em Rat Cow Nipples for Easter of the Day

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like a Kardashian / Jenner…with a fake ass and fake face in a stupid wig….maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s just some non-invasive cosmetic procedures that allow a woman to buy what she thinks looks hot in some cool-scupting, ass injecting form….it’s really the patriarchy to blame you know…we are the ones who make these women so insecure and unable to live with their natural selves that now turn to the needle to improve themselves, or do what they think is improve themselves, when really it’s just making them look like doughy muppet sex dolls…

I made a truce with Rat Cow because she’s a pug friend, and a friend of a pug is a friend of mine, so I won’t go into how her ass didn’t exist in pics of her ass last week, and her ass has not existed for a long time, so having an ass makes zero sense without the logic that applies to all the asses on instagram…

I will focus on the fact that I am from the 80s and 90s…and I love a good themed photoshoot. I like props, I like costumes, I like weirdness.

If it’s EASTER, or any Holiday…I like it….

So let’s just like this Easter Bunny instagram shoot, like we’d like all the low levels who still do their themed shoots to get noticed, as the mainstream seems to have turned its back on the simplicity of a themed shoot.

What’s not to like, half naked bitches and Easter…

Let’s just hope she doesn’t think this is more important than it is, even though she thinks she’s more important than she is.