I remember a few memorial day weekends ago, I was convinced, manipulated, or tricked into going camping with my fat wife and her french trash family…camping…something I have never wanted to do, because the only reason I married my fat wife was to not be homeless, so playing or pretending that I am homeless, was a very fucking odd concept…

I was thinking “there are beds for a reason”…we as a people have had the advances in science that make camping an unnecessary thing and more importantly…almost insane to do as a passtime or activity…unless you don’t have a house of your own….but she convinced me to go…..

Early into my trip, I realized that the infrastructure of the campground was in fact pretty rustic and rundown, but that they did have a shower set up as one of the amenities…but in being rustic there was a fucking woodpecker hole in the side of the woman’s shower…so as soon as dusk happened…and I couldn’t be spotted, I’d post up, and sit there watching every fat woman and a few fit women shower….I saw women who may have been pregnant…fat tits, real tits, huge monster tits, little tits…bush and no bush…it was an all you can eat buffet of naked people who camp…it was three days of some of the best voyeurism of my life…and I thought to myself…this is a great premise to a horror movie…but also a great way to get in touch with nature…

Unfortunately…my wife caught me in my foldable camping chair drinking my beer….with my face to the shower glory hole….amongst all the bushes the night before we left…and since that weekend…I’ve never been allowed to camp again…even if I found my soul on the campground that day….and realized my calling of being a camper….

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