Nothing says Mother’s Day like Den Mother to all the instagram famewhores rubbing their tits…

All those girls trying to get ahead as the fame whores they are by not being as creative as this leader of the famewhores who had to figure out how to famewhore before social media.

She had to figure it out for the paparazzi and the tabloids, so that they would publish her and allow her to exist in that competitive everyone trying to be famous time….while famewhores now are just lazy and put shit up on their feed to get noticed….there was a time when you had to geographically be in LA, and be something the media wanted to publish to exist….and that is where Phoebe Price was created…

Either way, she’s oiling up her big old tits and it’s hot because she’s a fucking legend.

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