Celebrity Death Watch of the Day

2019

Jun

Beth Chapman….Dog the Bounty Hunter’s 51 year old wife, who made the news for being ut into a medically induced coma related to her struggle with Stage 4 lung cancer, has died….making her the DEAD CELEBRITY of the DAY..

I never watched the show, but looking at her and her monster tits, scream some white trash, probably worked at a bar in a trailer park for the first 30 years of her life, assuming she wasn’t a stripper…which I am not assuming….cuz she should have been a stripper.

Since we love white trash…and sex workers…and weird narrow hipped white women with stupid fucking tits…who look like my childhood bus driver….drinking out of a beer Koozie and very into all things processed in foods…while chain smoking….I think it’s important to take a minute to morn the bleached blonde Florida looking goddess…even though she’s Hawaii based…Hawaii can have white trash with big titties too…..now that she’s left us..