Kaia Gerber Nipples of the Day

2019

Sep

Kaia Gerber in this era of growing up too fast thanks to the internet, social media, porn and being raised in Malibu by self involved rich as fuck famous and coddled parents….has showed some real restraint by waiting until a week after her 18th birthday to start showing her tits just as often as she can, you know for her craft, or her artform that she has been born into and raised to be the best at….

Her story is like that of the son of a High school Quarterback in a small town’s who was conditioned and groomed his entire life to be that star player, only in this case the High School Quarter back is Cindy Crawford, who I guess could be considered the most iconic of models, and Kaia’s career, unlike becoming an NFL player requires little to no effort, she just needs to show up….and stay skinny, and even that is optional…

Since she’s Cindy Crawford’s kid, she could make it as a model even if she was 300 pounds, had one one arm cuz all other limbs were amputated from the diabetes, alopecia, albinism, and three sets of genitals….cuz she’s Cindy Crawford’s daughter….

I guess we lucked out since she’s hot and showing young tit to make waves in an era where waves can barely be made, I blame global warming and a general apathy like who fucking cares if Cindy Crawford’s kid is out there hustling herself to be the next Cindy, with all resources in place, I’m in the midst of streaming a series during a binge, girls in the area are down to meet up to fuck, there’s so much tit online that we got better things to waste our time on Kaia Gerber…but the whole “Just turned legal, here’s my tit” has consistently been a great marketing strategy, mainly in porno…but I guess in rich spoiled brats trying to have meaning and notoriety in their lives for being more than a Trust Fund baby, by mooching off the mom’s existence the entire time…but feeling like they did it themselves cuz that’s what being entitled and spoiled does to someone who will never accomplish a single thing on her own thanks to her parents but its’ ok since she’s hot.

I am not mad about this, I just find it typical LA bullshit. To want to become a model is just some seeking validation cuz she thinks she is hot nonsense that is totally unnecessary cuz she’s got a trust fund. Like just be rich, why you craving likes so bad, you already won, you fucking loser.