Mischa Barton is living the high life, she got cast on MTV The Hills remake which is a massive accomplishment for an actress who was on a hit show before social media and thus forgotten soon after that show….which led to her substance abuse, not showering, getting fat, having meltdowns, basically losing her fucking mind and inspiring a feature I used to call the Mischa Barton death watch, because she was that bad….but she’s a survivor, just not a very good survivor, but who needs to be good when you’re Mischa Barton and on a hit reality show that gives you a good excuse to get wet in her bikini for social media like she should have been doing when she was still getting hype as an actor…

ANYWAY…she’s got bigger tits than I’d expect from Mischa Barton…but that’s not saying much because I assumed Mischa Barton was or would be dead by now, and I guess based on the IMDB page she basically is.

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