LeeAnn Rimes is fake hitc hiking half naked to draw attention to herself and I guess to her CHRISTMAS TOUR, because like clockwork, every year, LeeAnn Rimes is a home wrecking slut, but more importantly, is cashing the fuck in on the lowest common denominator on Christmas…

You see the LeeAnn Rimes win was launching her career in Country Music, because Country fans are God Fearing, Wholesome and American…and in that, their morals and values lie in forgiveness. They are coded to forgive people for their wrong doings…like being a homewrecking slut…and more importantly, they fucking love Christmas…the celebration of their lord…

So while in the Christmas spirit and looking for some Christmas Cheer, from an iconic country voice who does Christmas cash grabs well, LeeAnn Rimes is able to sell out shows, that add to her royalties she makes, cuz she’s already rich as fuck…you know a nice bonus…and all she has to do is 13 days of work a year to make it…great fucking scam…and interesting choice in wholesome marketing of the tour…cuz nothing says Christmas like some fake tits and a groin tattoo in a one piece on the side of the road like she was just raped and left to die…and is trying to find someone to help her get to the hospital / police station for a rape kit….right.

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