Teri Hatcher is 75 years old, but I guess still worthy of dick…because half of her fans are from Superman (RIP DEAN CAINE) and not that Desperate Housewives shit that secured Eva Longroia’s career.

I guess she’s proud of her workout progress, and she wants to give her fans some sloppy old lady in a bikini titty and booty smut because menopause has given her all the testosterone she needs to gain muscle…

For whatever kind of reveal this is….I assume you’re not complaining because you’re old too, your network of women is old, and you grew up thinking Teri Hatcher was hot….and even at 75 can clearly still take a dick or two….you know get that load all crusted in her wrinkles to give her a smoother look…the natural non surgical BOTOX…..she needs more of cuz that face is SCARY.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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