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2019

13

Dec

This Anus is Instagram Acceptable Content of the Day

While I was shitting blood and scrolling through instagram, I saw this video and had to share it with you, because it features a FULL FUCKING ASSHOLE…so I reported it…as I do…I figure it is not justice to delete me off Instagram a dozen times for being inappropriate even though I’ve never posted pics of my asshole…even though it would likely be one of those medical instructional loopholes thanks to all the sitting I’ve done all these years…

So I’ve become the WORST kind of vigilante ever…

When I first started the site, it was a process that involved convincing girls to get naked, convincing advertisers to be open minded and sex positive, and less uptight and hypocritical…and despite never really “WINNING” at life….unless you consider WINNING AT LOSING to be WINNING…which I don’t….because I was left in the dark….I still appreciated girls getting naked.

Then every other motherfucker out there, from mainstream media to the Kardashians to all the other whores being whores began being naked sluts, and all go rewarded with billions of dollars….leaving me in the dark….to fester and get bitter….but now it is mainstream and everyone and their mom is doing slutty content multiple times a day and getting paid for it….my bitter ass must put a STOP to it…

But alas, when report this content, I am told, it meets the terms and conditions of INSTAGRAM….and Zuckerberg and his shareholders don’t mind being PORNOGRAPHERS….as long as they can PRETEND they aren’t with political stories and other more important thing than all the ILLEGAL shit that goes down on their platforms….not that this is illegal..it’s just a butthole…but still.

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