Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers, is a model in a bathing suit and whoever she is, and whatever she does, she’s the kind of vagina I’d like to know he smells of….you know from it being smeared up on my face, even if it smells like raw sewage…because apparently girls on a cocaine and diet coke model diet have rank twat….I wouldn’t really know…my girls are more of the meth and crack and obese variety…

All this to say, I’d love to be her sewer….

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