I guess there’s some level of humor in the fact that I’ve never cared about celebrities or celebrity gossip, but for the last 15 years I’ve been posting updates from whatever celebrity is trending that day.

I know people just assume there’s this level of love or passion for pop culture because of the site being 90 percent celebrity content, and no one really understand why someone who has no interest in celebrities would have a site about celebrities, but at the time it seemed like a good idea. You know it made “comedic” sense. A guy who knows nothing about celebs and has no interest in celebs writing about celebs…as it turned out it’s been pretty fucking abusive on my mental health…but 15 years ago we weren’t a bunch of whiners and mental health cries were saved for criminals and suicide survivors, everyone else was just a fucking baby.

ANYWAY, Kendall Jenner and all the Kardashians are so low on my list of celebrities I already don’t care about, so it is almost painful to write posts about the ugly troll turned “fashion icon” because this is the world we live in…just give anyone the job…as long as they have that Kardashian hype, and don’t look like a Kardashian…so fucking lame.

Then there’s the whole them trying to market themselves and that also is so fucking lame…like with this sweater we hope makes her catch a chill, weakens her immunse system, so when she links a random thing she brought back from Italy Fashion week, she dies.

Undertit in a crop sweater or not, this bitch sucks harder than her dad sucks his old dick that now lives on his mantle next to his Olympic medals….conquests…ya know.

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