The best thing about being married is how the excitement of new pussy becomes a funny and constant part of your existence..

While most dudes accept their choices in life, love their wife and would never cheat on their wives….because why bother.

They start looking at basically anything that remotely resembles a vagina and think “I could put my dick in that”…

Then there’s the whole going on vacation, or going out in public, like there was no COVID crisis….and every girl you see, no matter what she’s dressed in, becomes something your penis basically drools over, unless that’s some infection.

So I am going to assume this video is old, it’s making the rounds, and I even think the guy’s girlfriend is in on the joke….but that doesn’t make it any less relatable to those of you looking over at your 45 year old fat wife’s belly as she watches ELLEN right about now.

Quarantine vibes making you wish there was some thong ass thot’s hanging out outside your bathroom window before your shower….

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