I know that there are people out there with inflatable pool fetishes, and not in a “OMG I SAW IT ON IG AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SLICE OF PIZZA AND I LOVE PIZZA” kind of way….but in a PEOPLE are fucking Inflatable Pool Toys.

That is basically what your girl, ugly faced, worse now that she’s old and not on TV, Ashley Tisdale is doing in this content she’s producing…

If you can fuck it, someone out there usually has and I guess the humping of an Inflatable Pool Toy is not all that weird compared to all these girls on cam sites and porn sites fucking pillows…it is just tapping into their childhoods in a weird way of “this is how I had my first orgasm back in the 90s on one hot summer day at my friend’s above ground pool”…

I am from the school of Inflattable Pool Toys being uncomfotable, maybe because I am fat and sink the fuckers, but their seams have CUT me my entire life and I guess I am not a masochist who sees romance when I’m cut by a giant air filled rubber thing….I’m more a “Get this fucker off me” trying to pop it…to murder it so that it can’t fucking harm me again…but when it comes to getting off we are all different…and that is why I can’t fuck blow up dolls.

Like some of you have jacked off to or because of Ashley Tisdale despite her face…because I guess you’re more into the bigger picture…the Disney Kid, the Celebrity, all that media hype being marketed to you…than just her botched faced….and I am the weirdo who can’t get past her botched face…which is fine with me since you’re the Inflatable Pool Toy fucker and I’m not…

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