Helena Christensen is the latest of the 90s hot babes who are now 50 years old showing you that with the right diet, exercise, level of wealth, cosmetic procedures, they can use those solid genetics to continue to be worth fucking into their senior at risk of dying of COVID-19 age.

You may know her as Norman Reedus’ baby momma, or the girl who used to choke out Michael Hutchence to make him cum…or maybe you remember her as the cofounder of NYLON magazine…but I remember her as being a catalog panty model when that meant something….a Danish in America hero that men everywhere jerked off to thanks to their wive’s bringing that catalog porn into the house…instead of trying to sneak your own porn in.

She’s still at it…showing that old ass, that’s a better ass than young ass, because older generation knows it takes effort to be hot and don’t believe that anyone should be a model, especially after they’ve been models, because it would reduce what they did and got paid too much for, to be all pedestrian…peasant shit…so being a model, at least to her, has to be a prestigious thing that takes WORK.

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