Halsey has always been a sex worker as far as I’m concerned. She just happened to sex work on the right dick like smart sugar babies do. If you break it down, I guess everything is sex work.

From what I remember, she magically appeared one day claiming she was homeless and a drug addict, only to manage to drop a hit song with some EDM / DJ dudes she likely fucked…that’s how it works…these DJ dudes are some of the biggest losers pretending to be cool that an average looking girl who understands basic seduction can manipulate the fuck out of them…

So seeing her doing whatever this stripper dance is, is basically what she is about…but unfortunately for you bitch got that million dollar record deal to be used like she’s the next Katy Perry, equally annoying but less fat and cankled….which luckily for superficial people like us, who aren’t her shitty music demographic, we can watch the dance without hating her and her fake tits too hard….since there’s no audio track raping our ears as she tries to rope you in by making you want to rape her (romantically of course, unless you’re paying her enough)…that’s how it works.

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