They call it the “bullseye”…I call it the gateway to a woman’s soul….the asshole behind the thong, is the most important reason for a thong…As an asshole, I feel like an expert.

Who needs those pesky panty lines…that thin fabric barely covering that shit hole….often times used as the unintentional toilet paper needed during the Toilet Paper gate…..cuz you can’t always wipe so well when on rationed toilet paper….

The fascination with the shit hole is at it’s all time peak, I assume it’s because of evolution, they don’t want us to breed anymore…population control…make the anus the coveted sex hole…turn everyone into queers and save the planet…some Bill Gates agenda…

Not to say woman asshole is queer, it’s cam be if it is the gateway to queer after stealing shine from the pussy hole which is uniquely female…I know assholes are great and all, but pussy is far more interesting.

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