Ireland Baldwin is built like a fucking school bus, this girl is huge! I’ve made fun of her in the past, but I always give her some positive reinforcement because I like to side with the losers. Even when I bullied people in High School due to hating everyone my entire existence, I would go easy on the losers…they have it hard enough…because not all losers can be like me, which is a loser who is ok with being a loser, who owns being a loser and who wants nothing to do with their “cool” social structures that I knew then and still know are meaningless bullshit…
SO…it’s easy to laugh at her for being 250 pounds and 6 foot 6, with a giant potato head that looks TOO much like a Baldwin and not enough like a Bassinger…
It’s easy to laugh at her for her dad leaving that notorious voicemail calling her a pig…
It’s easy to laugh at her failed attempt at instagram early on and all the subsequent failures she’s had since that time…from being in rehab, from getting prison tats, from dating gutter black female rappers in a lesbian phase…just so many levels of broken..
It’s also easy to laugh at her massive hand digging for clams in her clam…is it a yeast infection, does she shower properly? A lot of girls smell like shit because they don’t know how to wash their cunts….could it be STD scabs healing, or maybe she’s publicly mastburating…finger on clit….or it could be cum dripping out of her…either her own or her dudes…who is on the phone asking if cum is dripping out of her…so she checks…it could be her bush growing out, her razor burn causing ingrown hairs…so many reasons a finger could be in cunt….and why laugh at that…
She’s had it hard enough….bad enough…failure upon failure….and the real Baldwin to hate on is that Christian Hailey, but we know that Justin Bieber probably puts her through hell daily…so even that isn’t fun….I guess all the Baldwins are just low level shit but they are rich so they win.
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