I was recently sent a takedown notice for a Madison Beer masturbation video that I thought was just marketing for her new album, becasue she’s been basically a youtuber turned Phoebe Price level of celebrity who basically only lives for daily paparazzi pics of her tits in various states of titty, all without releasing any hit songs, basically ever…in a record deal that was clearly designed to pay her or to reserve her so no one else gets her…but a record deal that hasn’t made hits…

You know a typical zero substance, social media marketing puppet for her parents, who used her tits at a young age to bait in Youtube views from perverts, those views were presented to people who didn’t understand that as value and now she’s rich and set despite having never done anything.

I am sure she’s a HORRIBLE brat and as uninspiring as her origin story is, and how uninspiring any of her music or marketing has been, and as barely inspiring her big tits on her small instagram frame are…they are still tits on a small frame….being squeezed together half naked to keep momentum up in her bratty entitled useless talentless life.

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