Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio actually looks hotter in this video than I think she ever has. Which makes no sense because she’s old as shit.

I just was never into her as a Victoria’s Secret model, which at the time she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, was a huge thing. I always just thought she was average.

She ended up having the longest possible Victoria’s Secret career, only retiring this past year when the brand basically died the fuck off, because these things happen when you’re a garbage brand selling made in china shit for way too much money despite being a billion dollar company full capable of manufacturing in America.

You greedy Epstein funding fucks, who may also imply that back when Ambrosio started her stint with the brand, she could have very well been a sex worker part of their human trafficking ring.

I always found it funny that professionals or entrepreneurs aren’t able to get into America without a large investment and a solid business plan, or a sponsor…

But titty models from any country can get their “O” visa for being of “Exceptional Ability”…if that’s not some “get new hot pussy in America for rich dudes to breed with”…I don’t know what is…

This isn’t about her start, it’s more about her end, so where’s the logic that at 40 and a mom of two she looks better than ever….explain it to me because I don’t get it…not that i need to get it, I can just look at her b-cup implants that come with the VS job and that she hasn’t had removed like she was CANDICE SWANEPOEL, at least not yet!

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