The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…which is probably why millennials are all about eating assholes and sticking things in assholes…unless that’s just because they are raised on porno and are coddled by their helicopter parents…and aren’t millennials basically “boomers” now…with a whole new generation of young perverts out here ready to get pegged….since they are all LGBTQRST….it’s cool to be fluid…in a people are people kind of way because they are all raised on porn and have watched hard dick in pussy for their entire lives…making them more open minded to doing gay shit…because it adds variety to their already maxed out sexual lives….it’s the same reason male celebs probably fuck dude….such perverts doing pervert shit always horny they’re down for anyone…but we don’t need to analyze that weirdness….we just gotta look at thongs, or pussy hammocks that are designed to catch pussy drip…like a pussy drip pan, rather than asshole drip which is probably more e-coli bacteria ridden….but fuck the panty line, let me rub my shitty anus on my pants to avoid that panty line, but let’s keep that pussy covered….

I guess what I am saying is that as an asshole, I relate to assholes, and like Assholes peeking out of thongs…because it is assholes peeking out of thongs….even though not all assholes are created equally…

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