So the other day I was on Susan Sarandon’s wikipedia page….I didn’t learn all that much besides realizing she’s in her 70s and still got the tits, tits I guess she’s left to her daughter in her will, or at least tits that the daughter already inherited, I don’t know how estate planning works, I just know that Eva, who may be 40 fucking years old, and who is a mom of 3 or 4 kids of her own, is single and ready to post slutty content on the internet since she just had a kid after her husband cheated on her during her pregnancy…leaving her alone, rich and alone….but she was rich in the first place so just alone…

So the best revenge is being a slut on the internet, at least that’s the messaging we want to send out to all the girls out there as Eva Amurri is a slut on social media to show you that moms of three can still be jacked off to!

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