The O-Face is a wonderful mystical face that you will probably never see, at least not a legitimate version of one. I’m sure you can see videos or images of them online, but I am equally sure that you will never see on in your own life because either you don’t get girls, or you’re a real man who premature ejaculates before passing out when you do get girls…leaving the poor girl you somehow rooked in with either money or by blackmailing to fend for herself…..

We are here to CHANGE that for you and for her, because that whole happy wife saying is strictly based a woman who cums. So together we celebrate the orgasm brought to you by our friends at SVAKOM – a premium sex toy brand.

So we’re bringing you girls who are looking like they are cumming on their new Phoenix Neo toy and if they aren’t they should be using the Phoenix Neo to get their O-face on for their O-Face pics. It is a tool for all their orgasm needs which are all your orgasm needs too if you’re into the human experience rather than just chronic masturbation.

The Phoenix Neo toy is powered by Feel Technology and has long distance connection features using the SVAKOM Connexion Series technology, so if you’ve been separated from your significant other during this pandemic, or if you’re pandemic dating because it is not safe, you can download the app and chat like a typical instant message chat, but with the addition of a slider along the side of the chat allowing your partner to play and adjust the intensity of the toy, even if they are miles away.

If you don’t have a partner you can also use the website’s interactive videos to control the vibrations and experiment with turning your favorite 2D videos into a 3D virtual reality! If you don’t have a partner, you could always purchase a Phoenix Neo for your favorite girl and control her any time!

Orgasms are the spice of life and SVAKOM is a leader in well-built sex toys and they offer a ton of different products, but the Phoenix Neo is pretty dope, it has 11 different vibration settings, a high-tech magnetic charging port and, like the girls below, it’s totally waterproof!

So get yours now, for you, for your happiness, for your family and friends, for someone you know, for a random you see on the street trying to social distance from you, to stick in your butt, to stick in all butts! GET YOURS NOW

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