You know Wetspot Wednesday to me, is like the time I live tweeted Michael Jackson’s funeral and lost something like 1000 followers on twitter because everyone was mad that I was making fun of Michael Jackson because there was this uprising of fandom that happened when he died, all of a sudden EVERYONE thought he was a god, even though they all turned their back on him with the sex offender allegations and all that…you know that jump on a celebrity death and make it about yourself narcissism movement, but early on in internet narcissism….

Unlike most people, I think losing followers is hilarious, despite being the opposite of what you want in this internet life of monetization, because losing followers meant I offended at least 1000 people which at the time was motivating…

So WetSpot Wednesday, which is hot in concept…a girl so horny she’s soaked her panties, but in practice is fucking vile, is my gentle friendly fuck you to those of you who are just landing on the site random, or who already think they site sucks but needed that extra push, while speaking to a VERY niche group of weirdos who actually find this hot and who I’d rather not limit my audience to…because wet spot fetishists aren’t necessarily big earners who will make me private jet rich….while pandering to the masses is…

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