Katie Holmes is a robot as far as I’m concerned. When you’re married to King Scientologist to the point where you are having or at least pretending to have his baby, you know, because you’re a fucking robot and robots aren’t designed to reproduce….you’d have to have something fucking weird going on with you….and just because she’s left Scientology, doesn’t mean she’s still not a fucking robot, if anything it just means she can’t get the updated software, or the new firmware, or to swap out some of her broken down rusty parts cuz she’s an early model and now old as shit….

The other reason I think Katie Holmes is a robot, despite how aged she is in her face despite being under 40, a technological issue I’m sure….is because she was filming a movie in this city and I happened to walk past her with my pug in tow, and bitch looked at him, didn’t even crack a smile, and in the event you haven’t met a pug, it’s basically a litmus test to see if a person is actually a person or just a piece of shit…so robot or not, Katie Holmes is a piece of shit.

I have no idea why she’s posting selfies of her tits, it is probably the same reason other girls post selfies of their tits, these are actors, soulless, robot or not, so it’s some bullshit whatever dramatic shit this is…

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