Edgy. She says Pink is Punk, but it’s also what she likes to dive her face into now that that creepy fuck Cara Delevingne has groomed her, to suck the soul out of her, in her weird young girl sex parties she has, because no one ever takes down predator lesbians, at least not until recently, when Ellen got some trouble, but when Ellen has been creepy for fucking ever….

I guess this is some kind of rebellion that involves making herself look nothing like her mom, which is the one thing she had going for her, probably some sabotage or protest of all the grooming her mom did with her before Cara moved in…because you know Cindy Crawford is a stage parent…

She’s going to inherit a real shit ton of money thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford and her dad being a George Clooney groupie who created a billion dollar Tequila brand that they sold off…so anything she does is basically just ways to occupy her time…rather than actually do anything of substance…unless you think getting cold sores is of substance…I mean it is from substances..

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