I didn’t give a fuck about Shakira or her music during the height of her career, she was always just a whatever to me, regardless of all her latin ass shaking, but now that she’s in her 40s, many years after making her first 100 million dollars, because she’s one of those SUPER fucking famous internationally types, thanks to her hips not lying, or that Mama Africa song for the World Cup….bringing her to shake her old ass with J.Lo during the Superbowl…

But that disinterest in Shakir shifts when the popstar posts a pic like this to her IG to celebrate her custom bikini, which I interpret as regular bikinis don’t fit her ass, the mom, who is based in Spain, and probably not celebrating labor day, because every day is labor day…even when not in labor…but birthing or at least keeping that ass alive all these years when she could have just got fat counts for something…I mean she’s middle aged…

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