Jessica Biel is like cilantro. Either you fucking love her and think she’s the hottest thing in the world, or you fucking hate her. I guess Anne Hathaway is like that too. You know, just one of those celebs that the people who love her confuse the fuck out of the people who are disgusted by her….but then I guess there are a few on the fence types that are indifferent about the whole thing, like Justin Timberlake, who you know is just with this bitch because she is his number one fan, his groupie, who he could do no wrong to set off while she got to continue living her best Timberlake life, where they’ve been married for a long time, they have a couple of kids because that’s how you trap a motherfucker and even when he’s publicly caught cheating on her, she sticks around because she knows the sugar baby deal….

Anyway, people are like “she’s so fit, her ass is so toned”, I mean what else is she to do with her time besides workout in efforts that her husband will love her as much as her groupie ass loves him…

So seeing her in her leotard acting a fool, should turn some of you 7th Heaven nerds to the “she’s fucking lame like all actors” side of the fucking fence Justin Timberlake is standing on, between loving and hating this trash.

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