Wet Spot Wednesday is the worst and best day of the week….
The worst because some of these wet panties look like some kind of nasty infection that when i am not drunk in bed with said pussy…the idea of eating it repulses me…despite knowing I’ve gone down on more feces ridden cunt than Michael Douglas who ate so much pussy he got throat cancer from the shit…
The best because it’s.a reminder than the world is fucking perverted, everyday girls everywhere are sitting at home watching porn all day, thinking about sex all day, the way dudes have always been, and they feel their wetness is something worth capturing and celebrating…and that’s a nice progressive way to live.
Also the best because I am doing my part to eliminate HUMP DAY from our vocabulary, for as long as I can remember, the “happy hump day” office conversation always made me want to kill a motherfucker….even now when I see references to HUMP DAY…I want to kill a motherfucker…If I had influence….like Kim K with her fake ass activism boycotting Facebook by not posting to IG for a day, yes this is the world we live in, I’d make sure the water cooler conversation or virtual water cooler conversation would be “Happy Wet Spot Wednesday”…and it would end with a mandatory pussy grab or flash…to make sure the wetness is staying wet for the entire day….as NATURE intended for it…
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