This whole me being a racist Beyonce backlash is pissing me the fuck off, because I am not racist. I just didn’t clarify that there were white strippers who stink at the same discount bargain basement strip club I go to to see black girls naked. People are reading it like if I want black vagina I go to this spot where there are only black ghetto trash girls, so therefore I think all black girls are ghetto trash strippers, when in reality I just go there because I like black girls and I like strippers and they fit the budget because all the girls are on sale there. The fact that they all smell like cheap perfume and Burger King doesn’t mean I don’t love them, and I never knew Burger King was a racial slur. It also doesn’t mean that all black women smell like Burger King, it means that all these strippers do.

I hate having to clarify myself, or re-visit posts I’ve written, but all this hate needs to be addressed, it’s fucking up my seducing girls over the internet game. If I was a racist, I woulda said something like, when I want black pussy I go down to the plantation where they never say no, or something like when I want black pussy, I go to the KFC on $2 Tuesdays with a pocket full of quarters, or even something evil like when I want black pussy I go to the zoo.

I can come up with stereotypes or racial slurs on any group, it’s all meant in good fun, for you to laugh at and the fact that I am fighting a bunch of black women, when I’d rather be getting busy with a bunch of black women is pretty much a waste of all our fuckin’ time and proves that you’re all a little over-fucking-sensitive.

To prove that I am not a racist, I donated my wife’s last 20 dollars available on her credit card to the United Negro College Fund, while listening to Jay-Z, instead of buying myself a bottle of booze. A racist alcoholic would never do that. But a really great guy with a great sense of humor who loves all people but is misunderstood because he doesn’t know how to write and is subject to the same persecution from the backlash from he get from the groups he makes fun.

Here’s the proof:

Here are pictures of Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Top, because this bitch looks like she’s some serious Dog the Bounty Hunter Florida trash who would marry the kind of Miller High Life drinking, pick-up driving, mullet / muscle shirt/ crazy pants wearing deadbeat racist after he got her pregnant in the mall parking lot after she finished working at the local Payless while he was on break from his stockboy gig at the discount grocery store.

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