Chrissy Teigan is one of my best internet friends of all time…at least if you are like me and consider one tweet directed your way a lasting internet friendship…because that’s just where we’ve come socially…all our conversations forever recorded and on the record for the government to use against us…in text and meaningless from the comfort of our own homes..

I think I called her out for being a wallet fucking opportunist, thanks to her rich musical fiancé, but really who isn’t a wallet fucker these days, I mean even when she makes her own money, why bother dating a broke ass trick, it makes no sense…

I think she mentioned that she thought I was funny, which I can only interpret as flirting…and the whole never hearing from her again as playing hard to get….

Or maybe John Legend won’t let her, cuz he knows I’m a risk..

But he’s’ got nothing to worry about, I’m not into her, and I’m not into her nudes for GQ, I see a lot of model pussy on the internet, and for some reason, I am just not down..

No, it’s got nothing to do with me “Paula Deen-ing”…I think it has more to do with her being an internet comedian, one of the least attractive things for a girl to be…along with DJing…

Here are the pics anyway…

Here’s the video…

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