Noah Cyrus dressed up as a slutty Sabrina Spellman aka slutty Kiernan Shipka in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot….but more interestingly she’s showing her full ass because would it be a halloween pic when you’re a useless, shadow to your sister, whether you have talent or not, and you are forced to do anything sexual that you can to get noticed, since society is based on porn and perversion…it’s just more fun when everything is slutty….but also the only way a lot of these people get any attention…even when they have famous dads and sisters…
I am not complaining about a full ass shot, even if Noah’s a bit of a troll, I figure if she’s eager enough to get out there and put out music despite being Miley’s sister, she’s got a level of delusion from being a coddled rich kid that makes her think she’ll do ok based on the family she’s from…and she probably will…but since Miley brought TUMBLR vibes to the mainstream in nudity, this one’s gotta take that to the next level to even scratch the surface of existing, otherwise she will forever just be Miley’s sister.
I do think a lesbian sex tape, where this ends in some strap-on sex, even though I hate lesbian sex, it’s anti climatic…would be a better approach but we are bottom feeders and take what we can get here.
Noah and Tana Mongeau also went as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton
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