Here are some Kristen Bell showing some asshole how needy she is by rubbing up against him like she’s some kind of puppy desperate to be pet. The problem is that bitch is on the beach and dressed like she’s fucking Amish and there’s pretty much nothing hotter than an Amish bitch on the beach, except maybe one milking the cows.

I hate public displays of affection for a few reasons. The main one is because shit is always fucking PG-13. You never get to see a chick in the bus stop taking a load on her face. The other reason is because I hate seeing other people acting all in love and happy because I have never felt love or happiness and feel like no one can be this in love so they are bullshit and putting on some high school quality play that I am forced to watch because there’s nothing better to look at and because in the back on my mind I tell myself there’s a change the chick will take a load on her face and I’d hate to miss it when she does.

Now I know all you Heroes loving losers all want to fuck this bitch and there’s pretty much nothing more offensive than when a bitch you want to fuck gets all up on another dude’s lap in front of you to make you jealous, except maybe when that dude is a fucking loser or if she starts talking about how much bigger his dick is than yours after you slam her, not that you’ll ever get to that point with Kristen Bell, she is just computer printouts taped on to your rubber vagina and that makes me feel uncomfortable.

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