I guess it defeats the purpose of putting together these weekend posts, only to post them on Monday at noon, but I am a degenerate and when Friday rolls around, the idea of getting back on the computer makes me want to kill myself….

I am not interested in my phone, the screen, chatting, texting, porn, news, social media…none of that….I just stare at the wall in peace…the way nature intended…

So I have failed all you perverts who wanted the SwimSuit Round-up, since girls in Swimsuits give you boners…

Or the Skinny Girl Round Up, because skinny girls are hot…a crowd favorite really…

Or the Weight Watchers weekend, for the chubby chasers, because this is about inclusivity and fat girls think they are people too, so they are posting up nudes of themselves like they aren’t fat, all because everyone is fat and dudes encourage them into thinking they are hot….when my era was more about laughing at the fat girl and only fucking her in secret….

Then there’s Shower Sundays, because Sundays are for showers….a place for respite, relaxation, where you can live like me….screenless…until the hot water runs out..

So I failed you, but we’re here now…look how good we are…

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