I don’t know much about Kelly Brook other than that she’s some Page Three girl from the UK in her 30s and is wearing a bikini that she looks like she got for 30 cents at a church bazaar which is funny considering she is a bikini designer for what’s gotta be the shittiest bikini line out there.

Either way, she is dating Billy Zane who has less hair on his head than Kelly Brook has on her pussy. He was in the movie Titanic, which is my favorite movies of all time, but I’m just a sucker for eternal love stories, I am sensitive like that. Hey Ladies…

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