It turns out that nothing works out my way and after taking a 2 hour bus ride to the airport, there was no plane ticket to Vegas for me, so I just took a 2 hour bus ride home to post these pictures. I guess what it comes down to is that as someone who sucks at life on a regular, I should have known that someone was just playing a fuckin’ trick on me and I fell for it and feel like an asshole for it, but wouldn’t have been happy not knowingI got fucked over for sure, because let’s face it, if it was the real deal – I’d be rocking the fuck out with pornstars and gambling addicts all night long, like Lionel Richie baby. Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up and pay the neighbor to fuck her on film when I use my stepdaughter as a slot machine….

Speaking of sucking at life, here are some pictures of the talented Amy Winehouse with her new blonde hair, because I guess blonde heroin addicts have more fun than brunette ones. Amy Winehouse is a good way to start any day, especially one as shitty as today. Cuddles.

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